Johnny Juliano - Chew Gnome Sane lyrics

Intro: So You know how like Eevee has 5 different forms it evolves into, but it needs to get like stoned to do that? Well, I don't. I evolve strictly from experience, so basically: GET ON MY LEVEL! Oh, that has nothing to do with the song. I just kind of wanted to say that Verse 1: I'm simply sicker than simpletons stealing my songs Leave floors littered with losers obliterated by alliteration k** em with kindness cut out of the colorful canvas my cadence has drawn Bullying beats by being braggadocious but buddy my brain backs my brawn Bro, I'm too (adjective) with the mad libs And (verb) you nerds made by Wonka, cause my flow is bonkers And this (noun) clowns you s**as when he gets down So if you fill me like blank, man I'm a crazy eating emcee So why show up at Wayans? This heavyweight is breaking Welters' faces like farmers; haymaking on a daily basis KO! Spreading whippings like mayo It's a miracle surviving 'specially when doctors say sew Up the body from the surgical procedures "This man just got creamed. Maybe we should call him Peaches!" Nah, that's insulting the fruit cause this dude Says his flow is sweet but he doesn't practice what he preaches Chorus: Bet Chew Gnome Sane Yea them others didn't get it but Chew Gnome Sane Go ahead and take your time til Chew Gnome Sane Yup Chew Gnome Sane...uhh Chew Gnome Sane? Thought I might have to explain it but Chew Gnome Sane Took a second but I'm sure that Chew Gnome Sane I'm the illest, tightest, best, well...Chew Gnome Sane Right, Chew Gnome Sane? Yea Chew Gnome Sane Verse 2: It's pretty clear I'm to fear by the sheer Power of my charisma. Now the industry's jig's up Underground runs the sound's future Cause your music doesn't bang...neutered But I'm a whole other beast of a problem Been dragging so long that I have to fire it up to let you know Abstract King is still sovereign Trying to rule worldwide so ancestors won't turn in coffins But it's hard when these girls wanna feel me up without the turn and coughing That was tongue in cheek...her frenches Must of heard the rumors that she wanted more than just friendship Cause she wanted me to go get Five Guys So when it comes to condi-ments, that's the sauce she dips her side of fries Indubitably I'm dubious. True emcee in tune with his Dry sense of humor and license to tumor That's ill! So you know that I'm Beastie Boy And will have the crowd make some freaking noise (Ahhhh...I) Chorus Verse 3: No spinach to finish this pillaging Just kidding! You grimace; I guillotine That's how I get a head...of cabbage I drop cuts for green cause what am I? A savage? I only murder verses with fervor with nerdy verbiage But I'm willing to be the driver if one of you haters wanna play chicken and have the courage But if you're nervous, don't let that concern you In turn you'll be beneath me and eat my dust like worms do Guess I come off bipolar...Too Cold- Hearted of an artist. I'm just trying to be truthful Cause I leave the booth full of deadbeats. Oh...and instrumentals The fact it's all the same to me's purely coincidental So go a fix your dental after your faceplants Into my knuckles while all spectators in the place chants "Go Fiya! He's down for the count!" Wait! ah...ah...ah...ah...down and out! Pacman!!! Chorus