[Intro - 4x] We are the immortal beings Reconnecting with everything Write the science Oh Eeeeeeehyah [Verse 1] Natural laws of the universe I will control the physical world Matter, energy, space and time I will remember Lord Xenu's crime Regain awareness of the past Trillion years of knowledge I've ama**ed Operating Thetans unite Unlocking new abilities Telepathy, immortality and flight [Chorus] Galactic overlord, we submit to you Back when Earth was called Teegeeack The "Wall of Fire," Incident II Beware the R-9 implant Pneumonia will k** you Hydrogen bombs in volcanoes Don't solve the puzzle Trust that it's true [Breakdown] Achieve the native state 75,000,000 years You must prepare for auditing With the electro-psychometer Thetan Level III (Yee-haw!) [Verse 2] Tax-exempt offerings of $300,000 This is the only way to access The advanced technology Generous contributions Will set you free [Spoken Interlude] I'll have you know That if you betray our belief system Or access the internet without permission You will be excommunicated! Your family will disown you And we will send enforcers to your private residence And we will hire a team of lawyers To literally sue the sh** out of you Until you have nothing, nothing at all [Chorus] [Outro] We are the immortal beings Reconnecting with everything We are the immortal beings We will write the science