Johnny Franck - Pubic Apology lyrics

[Intro] I want every single person to know That I am truly sorry From the bottom of my balls I am so sorry That I left my pubes on the toilet seat! [Verse 1] You want apologies? Well here's one I was manscaping and I missed some during clean-up I was in a hurry, had an itch in my Nethers Didn't mean to leave the shavings I'm not home right now But there's a vacuum somewhere Turn it on and s** up What's remaining of my gooch beard You wanna clean all my trimmings? You wanna clean it good You gotta use some lysol wipes Here we go Here we go Here we go Let's clean 'em up [Chorus (2x)] Clean my pubes, I'll pay you If you don't like it then just Wait until I get home The carpets match the drapes I'll do the dishes so I can make it up to you So go ahead and leave out dish detergent [Verse 2] Thr33v3 in da house! It's 2016, and I got some dank memes Like Chodezilla on your Facebook For good sh**posting This song is just a ploy to gain more followers I see you, Bus 15 Christ, Larry! Please, keep your voice down! ([?] Godamn it!) Are you done? With my pubes? Did you clean my mess? [Chorus (2x)] [Bridge 1] Your pubes don't miss the toilet But mine seem to get everywhere Please tell me, what's your secret? Do you trim, or wax instead? Let me solicit something Spreading memes Here we go [Verse 3] Remember what I said about liking Chodezilla? It's actually a real thing you can find on FaceBook Want some memes your dad won't understand? Well go and like the page so I can build my brand [Chorus (2x)] [Bridge 2] I've got to make a point That this song sounds just like Sylar's last album I'm guessing nu-metal is trendy now Gotta please the crowd With this 2000's sound [Outro] Hahaha! Oh yeah! I am so sorry! Heheheh! But seriously though, it was really inconsiderate to just leave this morning without tidying up the bathroom. But I mean I'm not gonna do it in the shower because the hairs can clog the drain, but that's aside from the point. I won't do it again, and you're right. I should be doing more to help out around the hose. You have a life too, and I shouldn't be inconveniencing you like this, so I'll be better Sike! I was just kidding!