I'm coming down for the weekend So set me up with yr housemate What difference is girls who'll (?) (?) now is just shame We miss the drama We miss the dancing We miss the d** and the crowded smoking terrace I said I'd take you home But I'm far from Birmingham And they call and they call and they call and they call And they call and they call and they call and they call And they call and they call and they call and they call And they call and they call and they call and they call You call And they call and they call and they call and they call And they call and they call and they call and they call And they call and they call and they call and they call And they call and they call and they call and they call In the time that it takes to finish this song you know you'll only get bored I said I'd take you home But I'm from Birmingham Oh, shame!