Now don't laugh at the condition the lady's in She soon could wear a co*ktail dress again But we get along without co*ktails, mighty fine This will be our first and I'm proud the baby is mine Yes, I married her although I knew the kind of life she used to live And 'cause I knew she loved me too, it was easy to forgive And if you just mind your own business we'd be fine Don't ever doubt I'm proud the baby is mine She's awkward, yeah, but have you seen her face Where there once was shame there's a sparkle in it's place And her conscience is clear that's why her eyes shine Mister don't ever doubt I'm proud the baby is mine I married her although I knew the kind of life she used to live And 'cause I knew she loved me too, it was easy to forgive If you'd mind your own business we'd make it fine Tell all her old friends I'm proud the baby is mine