Turn on the speak it's the first time I get To talk on the speak 'cause you know okay Darn those smart alec, crazy cajon boy Come in to my nice clean kitchens And get into my pantry, get my blackberry jim jam That I'd pick blackberries And make a jim jam in the winter time To take out on the shrimpin' boat And bring in a foldin' wads Of wondrous waddy for my little wienies And they come in to my blackberry jim jam In the pantry and get them all over The nice clean kitchen table cloth The smart alec cajon boy will play the music Well, the Gulf it got a gra**y bottom settin' where the rock is there And that's where I've been goin' for the shrimpin' sailin' Leapin' 'cross the gra**y moss bringing in a briny bin Makin' folds of wondrous waddy for the living that I'm lovin' Where they creep and crawl and flip and flap and flob and dangle dobbin' Sponge a fouler drag 'em holler more a course the ocean horse Well, the Gulf it got a gra**y bottom settin' where the rock is there And that's where I've been goin' for the shrimpin' sailin' Till it's time to haul 'em and come back in with the briny bin Of soddy bodies dressed in dandy eatin' carmel candy Makin' me and all by babies foldin' wads of wondrous waddy For the livin' that I'm lovin' in between the shrimpin' sailin' Gulf, it got a gra**y bottom settin' where the rock is there Leapin' 'cross the gra**y moss bringing in a briny bin Makin' folds of wondrous waddy for the living that I'm lovin' Where they creep and crawl and flip and flap and flob and dangle dobbin' Sponge a fouler drag 'em holler more a course the ocean horse Till it's time to haul 'em come back in with the briny bin Of soddy bodies dressed in dandy carmel candy eatin' chicken Finger lickin', dancin', rancin', mancin', tancin' Makin' me and all by babies foldin' wads of wondrous waddy