John - John lyrics

(Verse 1) Hi , my name is earth, I had to skip a day of work yesterday My head was driving me berserk Something was wrong inside me Decided to see what was likely, and ran to the solar doctor in high speed With an IV stuck in my vein , he exclaimed [Solar Doctor]"God almighty, I think i know what the heck this might be", [Earth] " Enlighten me" [Solar Doctor]" Don't take this lightly, you're diagnosed with a bad case of the chronic global man-ingitis" [Earth] "Meningitis?" [Solar Doctor]" No stupid, man-ingitis Lemme explain it to you , it's like this It's what happens when you have a lotta little people Walking around , talking about ,trying to ignite sh**." [Earth] "Oh my god,I sight this, it's terrifying They don't care I'm dying, what they need is a paradigm shift If this carries on, i just might split Doctor, these people are mindless , How the hell do i fight this?" [Hook] Hey Peeps! Dont go and hate me I only crave peace But I won't say please Driving me crazy Don't wanna slay these Wee little babies So please dont make me [Solar Doctor]"You gotta try to communicate," [Earth]" Not with this foolish race with their minds fully consumed with hate Who'd mutilate my beautiful whales and use them to lubricate Their stupid metal toys and rather shoot at each other's face Besides, how does a planet talk to a man ? Bad plan, it's like hitting a nail with a battering ram The last time I tried to make a statement, talking to nations I just accidentally k**ed a lot of Indonesians But i think i got a plan.. i could have my man John Sing a rad song to these mad dogs We got a rapport, but he's probably out of his mind But he gives me more respect than all of these s**ers combined I could pay his body a visit, , consume his spirit Use a human visage for a short few minutes And while I'm in it, maybe these damn people'll start to listen With close attention, to this earth song when i sing it [Hook] [Earth] Hey Peeps! Dont go and hate me I only crave peace But I won't say please Driving me crazy Don't wanna slay these Wee little babies So please dont make me (Verse 3) Good morning people , I'm here to issue a warning Are you gonna respond, or do you wish to just scorn it Choose to ignore it , you probably won't live to mourn it I'm sorry , but this might be the only way to resolve this Can't y'all open your eyes and notice the necrosis Causing me to fall apart like a bunch of sick roses Why can't you focus on whats at hand , you megalomaniacs Instead of wondering where the f** heaven or hell is at You humans are a fake slithering snake, lacing And poisoning all my great land, rivers and lakes Making all my poor trees and plants wither away I'm so enraged, i can't help but quiver and quake I'm this close to relapsing to my last resort And calling Mr. Asteroid, don't you lads remember the dinosaurs? I wiped em all,but I love you more. Don't go to war with me Your mother, let's all try to live in harmony."