John Stewart - Who Stole the Soul of Johnny Dreams lyrics

Attention Kmart shoppers Do you really need all of that crap? It's made somewhere in Thailand And no one's taking the rap I'm holding out for yellow Airbags in my shoes I saw the ad from Calvin Klein It's the kind the junkies use Watching too much TV When will I ever learn? They call me the midnight surfer 'Cause I love to watch the channels turn At 8 p.m. on Channel 2 When Animals Attack There's a lot of guys that I once knew With a monkeys on their backs Written on the bathroom walls That the old fan dancer cleans Is the never answered question Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams? A singing dog named Peewee He is the star of the neighborhood He's singing songs from Oklahoma His Tutti Fruiti is awfully good Straight edged boy is cooking Tofu for his friends They're planning their next sit in For the animals have friends And written on the bathroom walls That the old fan dancer cleans Is the never answered question Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams? Still I'm a circus boy They're taking up croquet Someone stole a Ferris wheel From Fargo yesterday Well, I have no sense of who I am Or who that I am not Am I The Great Wallenda That everyone forgot And I still write the songs That only I will sing Something has gone wrong It's the bell that never rings And hip-hop rappers and DJ's Pop stars, lawyers and thieves Someone's selling the rainbow, yeah And things that you wouldn't believe And written on the bathroom walls The old fan dancer cleans Is the never answered question Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams? Written on the bathroom walls That the old fan dancer cleans Is the never answered question Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams? Who stole the soul, who stole the soul? Who stole the soul, who stole the soul? Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?