John Schumann - Plympton High lyrics

Grey melange pants And a striped blue tie My dad's old kitbag And a shilling for a pie Haven't done my homework I go to Plympton High Stop 13 And everybody's rushing 'Cause you gotta get a seat Up the back of the bus Bags up the front thanks I go to Plympton High Well we all fell in love With little Miss Hind She wore a miniskirt And when she pulled down the blind There were 35 boys rooting her in their mind I can't stand up, Miss I go to Plympton High Maths one maths two I didn't have a clue History was a mystery And French was too Can I be excused sir? I go to Plympton High Me and Mossy In the chemistry cla** Trying to get our dicks Into a conical flask What an education I go to Plympton High Poison ball and pigeon toe And brandy in the yard We used to use a cricket ball I suppose it was hard Broke Russell's arm twice I go to Plympton High Sonia Angelinis had incredible tits Michael McGarris had a faceful of zits He used to squeeze them at lunchtime And give us all the sh**s They were real mirror-bangers I go to Plympton High Cheese beef fritz Tomato or jam A vegemite sandhich And a Slippery Sam It was food for thought I go to Plympton High A pie and a pasty And a donut with a hole And don't you put gherkin On me double-cut roll The money's in the bag I go to Plympton High The drink machine Was always covered in ants You could win yourself a coke For a dollar a chance Aw - kick it in the guts! I go to Plympton High Wednesday afternoon We had football training Saturday arvo It'd always be raining I didn't like cricket A hell of a lot 'Cause every time we'd play It'd be so f**in' hot Bloody nearly melted I go to Plympton High Well I read in the paper Mr. Hardwicke had died He wasn't very old He'd just turned 55 He was in his middle 30s When I went to Plympton High And I don't know why But it made me feel sad Perhaps Mr. Hardwicke Wasn't that bad Yeah those were the days When I went to Plympton High So you went to Saints And you went to Seymour And you went to Princes And you went to Pulteney But you can't impress me 'Cause I went to Plympton High