[Verse 1:] Five of the PM rolls around There's a little old joint outside of town I only got time for a couple of beers And a jukebox song ringing in my ears The next you know The bartenders pouring Shots are flowing Got me stoning All I really know is that I should be going But I'm soaking up the moment [Chorus:] I'm all jacked up All jacked up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Time sure flies When you're all jacked up [Verse 2:] It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock What the hell I have one more shot Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far Cause a big 'ol girl walked outta the blue Ten foot, two With a bad attitude Stepped right up And knocked out my tooth Guess I had it coming I deserved the due [Chorus:] Cause I was all jacked up All jacked up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't start no stuff When you're all jacked up [Bridge:] Don't have to go home But you can't stay here That's what they said when I got my last beer [Verse 3:] Oh my God, it's 2:00 I can't find my keys and my trucks locked So I grabbed a tire tool And I broke my window Hurt my elbow Got me in though Two foot later Backed into the light pole All the town folk got a good show [Chorus:] All jacked up All jacked up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your truck When you're all jacked up Jacked up (All jacked up, all jacked up) Ooh, oooh, oooooh One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't start no stuff When you're all jacked up One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your car Don't start no stuff in no bar Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are When you're all jacked up All jacked up All jacked up All jacked up Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah