John Reuben - I, John Reu lyrics

You're listening to my new LP If you didn't buy it then my man listen please Don't dub a tape you can go to the store And if they sold out tell them 'please get more' John Reu and for the few that was askin' Middle name Reuben and my last name is Zappin Action packed satisfaction guaranteed I'm about to enter in and give them what they need And continue eat up the menu We won't pretend to do things we can't do Just hit your venue soon to be in your community Once again I want to thank you for the opportunity (chorus) Yes indeed like who I John Reu Do promise you the listener always to Keep it innovative dang on it My name is John Reuben and you have my word on it We're about to use all we have Throwing out attention getters simply just to grab Focus channel in Because if you're like me you have a short attention span Some say ADD, I just think that I'm lazy I let my mind go to where ever it wants to take me and Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's not For a while it was active but then it stopped You see I had writer's block but I got restocked To hit creative mode with a load of thought The sure shot baby rockin it From the bottom to the top of it We keep it full full motion full swing full everything Bring the type of sound that makes your ear thank you for listening Glistening from the shine I put on the mind Positive outlook now bring in the hook (chorus) Hold up let me make a quick statement You see it's all about putting things in its proper placement Nothing wrong with a sloppy arrangement I learned that long ago in a Pataskala basement We lad with my finger on a drum pad Not bad meaning good but bad meaning bad A fad it wasn't good we weren't Sometimes we had to hit the stage and get burnt But a thanks to everyone who chose to bite their tongue Instead of busting us out you could have made us look dumb But you didn't and I appreciate your courtesy Now here's a few things I need to say urgently One, this record won't ever sell a million Two, Little Richard thinks I look like Bob Dylan Three, Dan's my bro Kathleen's my mom Now you tell me what that has to do with this song