I'm an Alchemist baby I can turn heavy metal .... into gold I can make unstable compounds of mercury explode I can make you glow I can make you phosphoresce I can burst your bubble I can make you effervesce Science tells you love Is just a chemical reaction in the brain Let me be your bunsen burner baby Let me be your naked flame You're going to turn bright red When I do my litmus test on you Acid it was, acid it is And what acid was true Check out what's in the test tube baby You're my little pipette The favourite piece of apparatus In my chemistry set Science tells you love Is just a chemical reaction in the brain Let me be your bunsen burner baby Let me be your naked flame You're the kind of carbon I can date You're the element that makes me pa**ionate There's a chemistry experiment I want to try in my brain So come close to the Bunsen Burner Feel the Heat of the naked flame