John Mellencamp - Homer and Marge lyrics

[Marge] Homie, I tried to tell you how I feel but I can't find the right words. Maybe he can [Homer] Weird Al Yankovic? [Weird Al] Homer, Marge wrote me about what happened. And as soon as her check cleared, I was on the first reasonably priced flight here [Homer] Did you ever get the Parody Songs I sent you?? [Weird Al] Yes [Homer] Which one was better, "Livin La Viva Loca, or "Another One Bites the Crust"? [Weird Al] They were pretty much the same, Homer [Homer] Yeah, like you and Alan Sherman [Weird Al] Now here's a song I wrote for you! [Verse 1] Little Ditty, about Homer and Marge Her heart was as big, as his stomach was large Oh yeah, they say love goes on Long after the grilled cheese sandwiches is gone [Homer] (Laughs) It take a man made of stone with a funny bone of steel to resist that [Marge] Homer, would you at least let me take you out on date? [Homer] I don't know, dated a chick with kids.... [Lisa] Dad! [Homer] Alright, alright [Outro] That's the story, about Homer and Marge Two folks I helped out for a nominal charge After Homer went gay, they patched up their schism But the dude never dealt with his alcoholism, Weird Al saying Oh yeah, the credits go on Long after the viewer's interest is gone Oh yeah, Weird Al had fun on this show Even it was just a brief cameo