John Knight - Ode to Sellotape lyrics

SELLOTAPE - Oh - SELLOTAPE please help me to fix my leaking cape and help me stop the air escape from my air-bed Oh please please Sellotape. No Sellotape in days of yore the bad old days before the War* the future George and Colin saw would lie in Sellotape for sure. In nineteen hundred thirty seven cellophane film with rubber resin their inspiration came from Heaven Sellotape its birth was birth was given. Before that date the Christmas season was a pain - and here's the reason parcels sealed with sticky paper all fell apart it was a caper. With Sellotape it was so easy parcel wrapping left me queasy but with the tape it's easy peasy all secure when weather's breezy. For wrapping things like frying pans wine in bottles - beer in cans Sellotape the whole World spans several thousand times. So never take S-Tape for granted and some respect i hope I've planted for SELLOTAPE I hear you clapping unique there nothing else quite like it (and if there was - someone would make it) It's indispensable for wrapping! ! !