John Knight - Lost in France lyrics

I'm always losing things My watch - my keys - my specs Things physical - things tangible What will I be losing next? ? ? Lost property entices me I always make a visit In my new false leg is there Is that not mine - or is it? ? ? I lost my wife one Saturday On holiday in Greece She left me for a pedalo* And now i live in peace. *(I think that should be a GIGOLO?) But some folk lose the strangest things And that is very odd I find One lost his JOY - one lost his PEACE A friend of mine has lost his mind. One lost his cool - in a game of pool One lost his heart in France My friends son lost his innocence And a brand new pair of pants! ! ! We cannot chose - the things we lose Our jobs - our local railway station And other things - like j**els and rings But never lose your reputation! ! !