It’s a warm summer night with my friends by my side And I’m really glad I stayed home tonight A few days ago I might have said I would come over But after awhile of thinking it over I’d rather be home and sober And who knows where I’d if I’d let myself be free And who knows how I’d get home if something went wrong I guess I’m too far gone with this feeling I’ve been working on So tonight I’m really glad I stayed home Tuesday seems like an odd day for a party And you said some pretty weird things, like don’t even get me started Oh, to say I’m glad I didn’t lead my heart and garden So instead I put you in, been discarded, message deleted And I’m so happy that I stayed at home tonight Where guitars line the room and you hear the owls hoot Like they always do