John Anealio - George R.R. Martin Is Not Your b**h lyrics

I got an e-mail from a reader Who said he loved an author Who wrote epic fantasy He asked me if I thought the writer Should feel like he's required To finish up the series And this is what I said: George R.R. Martin is not your b**h No matter how much you gripe George R.R. Martin is not your b**h So you might as well go get a life I said: If you think the books are entertaining It's best to stop complaining Writers just aren't machines George Martin never signed a contract To just work on that project So find something else to read Have you tried Fevre Dream? Chorus