Took some time and hacked the toaster This steampunk oven timer's swell, what the hell? Let's a build a LEGO rollercoaster The boy can take it to show and tell. And all is well Chorus: People say I'm a GeekDad My co-workers think I'm a nerd People say I'm a GeekDad But my wife just thinks I'm absurd Our coffee maker seems redundant There must be a better way, what you say? Solar energy's abundant Even if we fail we'll be okay with our new d**hray Chorus A working TARDIS in the basement A Stargate portal on the lawn Trans-dimensional displacement Helps the traffic move along Chorus