I had an old white shirt and a store-bought mask And a broken water gun within my grasp My tattered pants were lined with electrical tape It was the greatest costume that was ever made And I wish I could relive that holiday When I dressed up like a Stormtrooper for Halloween My dad was a ghost, my friend was Wolverine And these memories will surely haunt my dreams tonight I marched down Fleetwood street in my black rubber boots We went from door to door collecting our loot I wouldn't eat the candy in my pillow case Because I refused to take the mask off my face Now, I'm putting on my mask again And lacing up my boots With my son dressed up like Anakin In his jedi costume