John 5 - Well, Everybody's f**ing In A U.F.O lyrics

[Verse 1] This is the story of the one-eyed wolf Called the honey of super doom She rode her five legged beast In a mirrored bikini right out of the womb They chased each other with the steam and knives Screaming "oil is in my veins!" And then she grabbed a big old pipe And smoked up some fine old monkey brains [Bridge 1] Get on it! [Verse 2] Now some say that one-eyed wolf Owned midget who was almost ten feet tall He spray-painted "UFO's are REAL" In the rubble of the Berlin wall So finally on that fateful day they went looking for a Superman Singing "I'm gonna get my twenty bucks and vacation in Japan" [Bridge 2] Look out! [Hook] Well everybody, everybody, everybody's f**ing in a UFO Well everybody, everybody, everybody's f**ing in a UFO Get up! x5 [Verse 3] Now every night this wolf Comes a peeping through through filthly glory holes He's pounding on a rubber bat and a big old jelly roll I said "look to the skies I think I saw a spaceship ready to feast" But all they had was jizz on the walls And bones of a mangled priest [Bridge 2] Look out! [Verse 4] Now baby doll what do you say When the spacemen comes to town I think he's got a one-track mind And he likes to boogie down So in the end all she did was murder metropolis And show us big "f** the world" carved right onto her chest [Bridge 2] Look out! [Hook] Well everybody, everybody, everybody's f**ing in a UFO Well everybody, everybody, everybody's f**ing in a UFO Get up! x5