JoeyRat - Punchline City lyrics

We all want to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die Karma is a b**h, the cast of jersey shore should never lie Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died Life is a tear. I'm sure everyone has cried Arrested the energizer bunny And I charged him with battery Your girl has no tits, so you kno she couldn't flatter me I'm driving towards greatness. Under pressure like combustion But The road to success. Is always under construction If you die in an elevator. Better push the up bu*ton Cause down equals hell. And then your worth nothin If barbie is so popular, why you gotta buy her friends Life is like a bad cla** that never seems to end Marriage is a give or take You better give it to her or she'll take it anyway Or you could just be her b**h and do whatever the f** she say I've always been unique, like everybody else What f** am sayin' I'm contridictin' myself You better wear short sleeves. Support your right to bear arms I'm milkin' this sh** like a bowl of lucky charms I'm so fat. I need watch my carbs f** it I drive fancy cars Outta this world like I live on mars Its like I'm dancin with the stars Hard work never k**ed, but why would I take the chance I must risk my life everyday cause I want to get that f**in cash We all kno the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark My life is on the edge. Then I put the f**in car in park Chorus: This is. Punchline city Where the flow is so pretty You get shot up like 50 Here in punchline city b**h 1:41 Verse 2: There are 3 sides to an argument Your side. My side and the right side b**h Guilt. The gift that keeps on giving Its like I'm doin' for a living And b**h I am always winning Life has twists, is that why my world is spinning I eat the game up and right now. Its lunch time I'm eatin' other rappers through insanely clever punchlines They say love s**s, well true love swallows My life is like twitter. Cause evrybody follows My head touchin' the ceiling But my feet touchin' the floor Make up s**, its worth fighting for If I wanted to listen To a**hole I would fart I see that smile between your cheeks. Which ain't far apart I should've dropped out of school And graduated from the lameness I ate alphabets, and sh**ted out the word famous At first I thought coincidence Until they crowned me the prince of this Rap sh** that I truly love I'm white boy famous like a dove