If you can't buy groceries this week 'Cause you put your check down on a big screen You ain't right You're in your thirties without a job And you're still living with your mom You ain't right You go to your great uncle's wake And you leave there with a hot date You find a deer on the side of the road Check his pulse and you take him home If you're gonna leave early from the barn 'Cause your kids are out there waiting in the car You ain't right You ain't right to say the least you're different A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing Bless your heart, look around We're all an ounce or two short of a pound Lord knows you're not alone and we're all a little wrong But you ain't right Now if your truck cost more than your house Your girlfriend don't know about your spouse You ain't right Or if you're past old enough to drive You're still struggling through junior high You ain't right If your wife's mowing the lawn While you're fishing all weekend long Or you show up late for church Smelling like beer in a wife beater shirt Or you're standing in a checkout line Something reeks and you just smile No, you ain't right Oh you ain't right to say the least you're different A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing Bless your heart, look around We're all an ounce or two short of a pound Lord knows you're not alone and we're all a little wrong But you ain't right You ain't right to say the least you're different A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing Bless your heart, look around We're all an ounce or two short of a pound Lord knows you're not alone and we're all a little wrong But you ain't right Son, your lights, they may be on But you're not always home Yeah, we're all a little wrong But you ain't right