[Intro: Joell Ortiz] (DJ Tedsmooth) A one two, a one two (Tedsmooth!!!) A one two, a one two (Straight Face!!!) I like to, introduce myself, my name is, Joell Or-tiz (You remember!!!) [Verse One: Joell Ortiz] Uh! The feet is Nike the jeans is Levi The tee is white the fitted is N.Y My box are Diddy the box is pretty But the bottle inside a have you wobblin dribblin I rep the most poppin city (New York) The apple is rotten the blocks is gritty the ave is gwoppin Decoys is lurkin toys is squirtin Tuck that hurt in them boys is hurtin We gamble wild the games get violent The hammers loud the neighbors silent The cameras flash the sirens flare The ambulance ain't fast you dying there To pay cable you grinding here The kitchen table a white affair The rappers spit the time is near I'm straight hood that's how I'm rhymin yeah! [Hook: Joell Ortiz] A one two, a one two, a one two, a one two I like to, introduce myself, my name is, Joell Or-tiz [Verse Two: Joell Ortiz] Uh! The boots is Tim's the jeans is Polo The hoodie is Champ the skully is Solo The leather is Pelle the AB's no go I'll let you slide if the ball is Ocho I'm too cool can't ruin my mojo Don't f** you dicks pause no h*mo You talk slick you 'gon fall in slow mo My right quicker with the force of Cotto I write hits on my thoughts I'm oh so Starlight like a toss from Romo The theater is wack we bootleg movies Too much for packs the moves is Lucy's The broads is bad with awesome fatties It turns you on when they call you daddy The bu*ter is shower the high is sweet The love is yaowww and you like this speech [Hook: Joell Ortiz] A one two, a one two, a one two, a one two I like to, introduce myself, my name is, Joell Or-tiz