The air was getting heavy, I knew that it was coming So I started up the Chevy and kept the motor running A storm cam down upon and flooded all the rivers Surrounded by piranhas and the doctors who deliver Anything that you require Now the fields are all on fire And I'm calling down the wire La de da de da de die Batten down the hatches, Becky Open up the earth and sky Waiting on a natural disaster Sitting out on my front porch Watching storm clouds moving faster Like a natural disaster A hurricane between us, I saw it on the TV I went down to Phoenix to make my last CD And nobody got paid Just like the good ole days You can waste your life away La de da de da de die Batten down the hatches, Becky Open up the earth and sky Waiting on a natural disaster Sitting out on my front porch Watching storm cloud moving faster Like a natural disaster I left Nova Scotia and headed down the coast Tore a strip off Memphis before I leveled Roanoke I punished Pecos County and headed for Las Cruces Anyone around me will be covered in my bruises You want something to remember me by You can write my name in the sky Sing la de die…