Joel Moss - Bend and Snap lyrics

[SERENA] Look at my a**, look at my thighs I'm catnip to the guys They chase my tail, they drool and pant Wanna touch this, but they can't [MARGOT/PILAR] No! [SERENA] All the boys wanna come and play Snap my fingers and they obey Why do they follow me 'round all day? Watch me while I walk away [SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR] I bend and snap [SERENA] Feel how hot it's getting [SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR] Bend and snap [SERENA] Then when you got 'em sweating [SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR] Spring the trap They cheer and clap [SERENA] No tight end can defend Against the bend and snap [PAULETTE] Oh, that's easy for you to say [MARGOT] And you! Girl, if you wanna make the team Fake some self-esteem [PILAR] The more you jump around and scream The s**ier you seem [PAULETTE] Sorry girls, that ain't how I play This wouldn't work if I tried all day I gotta go get my asthma spray Watch me while I walk away [MARGOT] No, wait, before you walk away Just [SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR] Bend and snap [PAULETTE] Ow! [MARGOT] Look how good you're getting! [SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR] Bend and snap [PILAR] I bet right now you're sweating [SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR] Spring the trap They cheer and clap [SERENA] So depend on your friend Called the bend [ELLE] It's not the time to overthink Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink [CUSTOMER] Excuse me, would you teach me that? I'm tired of living alone with my cat [ELLE] Sure! [HAIR DRESSER] Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls But here's how we did it in The Laker Girls [SERENA] Look, do it and we'll go away [PAULETTE] Okay, okay, okay, okay! [SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR] Beeeeeeeend And snap! [GUYS] DAAAMN! [PAULETTE] Hey, wait a second When I beckoned Look how the guys came running Like I'm [GUYS] Kickin' [PAULETTER] Finger [GUYS] Lickin' [PAULETTE] Like I'm freaking [PAULETTE/GUYS] Wicked stunning [PAULETTE] Will you bake me cake and pie? [GUYS] Yes [PAULETTE] And pay for stuff I buy? [GUYS] Yes [PAULETTE] And hold me when I cry? [GUYS] Yes [PAULETTE/GUYS] And I will tell you why [ENSEMBLE] Why? [PAULETTE] I'm too rocking to lock away All the boys come and gawk away Dropping jaws from a block away Watching while I walk away [GUYS] Love to watch her walk away [PAULETTE/ENSEMBLE] Bend and snap [PAULETTE] Now look how hot it's getting [ENSEMBLE] Bend and snap [PAULETTE] I bet right now you're sweating [ENSEMBLE] Spring the trap, they cheer and clap [PAULETTE] I depend on my friend [ENSEMBLE] Go Paulette! Go Paulette! [PAULETTE] I depend on my friend [ENSEMBLE] Go, go, go Paulette! [PAULETTE] I depend on my friend Called [PAULETTE/ENSEMBLE] The bend and snap [ENSEMBLE] Bend and snap [PAULETTE] I'm gonna bend with style I'm gonna get me some Kyle! [KYLE] Paulette, did I leave my stylus? [ENSEMBLE] Aaaaand snap! [PAULETTE] Oh, crap!