Joe Weller - Ronaldo Chop lyrics

[Verse 1] I was walking down the street, it was all going wrong Like a bomb, too strong for me I felt the illest, the realest and the weirdest But then I looked to the floor and I just felt fearless, tearless I came to a stop, took a little look, Ronaldo chop Bit down to the ground, felt as though I pa**ed out Next thing I know, pow School bound, enter the gates Been found, now I'm the bait Worthless, embarra**ing, you're just plain dumb This ain't the way that it's going down, son [Hook] Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what) Trust me when I say you're a wannabe LOL jokes, cause I am too [Verse 2] Later that day, I was looking at the weather When walking by, the fittest girl ever I went in for the k** and offered up the D Said I've brought ten rubbers with me I was thinking it was all going well Then I saw that I pissed myself "He's a loser and ugly too", yo, b**h, STFU [Hook] [Verse 3] Now that I'm basically magic, I feel like a monster Nah, not Jura**ic Whoa look, it's Draco Malfoy I got you a ride, now let's go to town, boy Pimping and dealing, he's at it all day His speciality, self BJ's Outta nowhere, a penguin appeared Beating up Malfoy, not today, dear [Hook x2]