[Hook: Joe Weller] You can call it old school, you can call it dated I ain't messing you around, it's underrated Back in the day, this was bare appreciated So turn around, sit down if you be hating [Verse 1: Joe Weller] Mandem, we bouncing to my sound All I see is punks tweeting and b**hing around Taking every cheap shot, like it's around a pound A colouring book fixed everything, but look at us now I be on that, you see me following no one, yeah 90's kid, with a counter bid, I'm raving with my mum (what) Fresh Prince, That's So Raven, Kenan and Kel True greatness, you got nothing else I'm a rookie at best, man, I'm no Slim Shady Those were the golden times and now we have to call her maybe For you I have a story generated through a sound Drink it in and understand, as you listen to the ba** pound [Hook x2: Joe Weller] [Verse 2: Joe Weller] I'm on my Nokia, that thing will never break Forget your fancy Android apps, this b**h has got snake Hard as nails, it works hard Just like me when I'm writing my letters to my aunt I don't need Facebook, rumours spread like a disease I'd rather use a pen, tell it straight and how I mean I'm not delirious, I just try to speak the truth Why announce to the world your relationship? That's meant to stay between you Nineteen, sixteen and now at eleven, you see? Kids taking everything, like it's a competition You're a slag, I'm a slag and they're a bunch of players Stop a**essing my life, like you're some sort of surveyor It's true, these days there's always a judge Trying to knock you off, put you down It's like they're made of cold blood But that's irrelevant, dirt in the ground I've got my tamagotchi, that's all I care about [Verse 3: MC Whande] Britain to Zimbabwe, I stay upon my throne You can find me any day, in the retro zone Busting out my PS1, Nintendo 64 Playing FIFA 99, it's the best out of them all African, Caucasian, you know it's amazing Spitting bars like I need the roof be raising Power Puff girls be my perfect cup of tea As we all be getting hyper Put your hands up to this beat [Hook x2: Joe Weller]