Joe Walsh - Fairbanks Alaska lyrics

Have you ever seen yourself on TV Well, I have Have you ever been more famous than me Well, I have Have you ever been stung by a bee Well, I have Have you ever met Muhammad Ali I have, I have Have you ever had a case of the flu Well, I have Have you ever had to escape from a zoo I have Have you ever met the guys in The Who Well, I have I'm in Who's Who, are you I am Have you ever stood in line at the bank Had an uncle named Frank Have you ever rode around in a tank I have But I've never been to Fairbanks Alaska That's the only place I've never been Have you ever been everywhere else I have, I have Have you ever locked your keys in your car Well, I have Have you ever been thrown out of a bar I have But I've never shot eighteen under par And I still don't know where all those balls are Except the one that went in some doctor's car One time in Lincoln Nebraska And some day I'm going to Fairbanks Alaska If it's the last thing I ever do Have you ever done everything else I have too, I have