I'm a rotten man, I often sleep past noon And I work from home, teach music in my room My breakfast lasts 'bout half the day Have fun for free, I'm super gay and staunching-ly refuse to work for tools I like to spend my time in child-like dreams Kaleidoscopic color swirls and cotton candy seas where tie dye wearing hippo clans form psychedelic bluegra** bands and pink and purple skies are lit with glee The status quo's a snarky, spiteful shrew It preaches fear and ignorance, it grimaces and broods It surely hates this rotten man Knocks at my door but can't get in I watch it through the keyhole as it cries with twinkle-toed flamingos in my eyes