Joe Pesci - If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas lyrics

Santa works all day in his workshop Making a lot of games and toys Then one day, he hops in his sleigh To bring them to the girls and boys Santa's just as nice as he could be There's just one stupid thing that worries me If it doesn't snow on Christmas How's fatso goin' to use that sleigh In case of rain, will there be a train That'll speed him on his way If it doesn't snow this Christmas How'll fatso get around to us Say he breaks down on his way to town Will they let him use a bus I sent him a nice long letter And I hope it's not in vain I really would feel much better If the mooch could fly a plane Now they say he's got eight reindeer For the sleigh he's driving here How'll fatso go, if it doesn't snow On Christmas this year I sent him a nice long letter And I hope it's not in vain I really would feel much better If the mooch could fly a plane Now they say he's got eight reindeer For the sleigh he's driving here How'll fatso go, if it doesn't snow On Christmas this year If it doesn't snow on Christmas How is Santa goin' to use his sleigh In case of rain, will there be a train That will speed him on his way People say he has eight reindeer For the sleigh he's driving here How'll fatso go, if it doesn't snow On Christmas this year