Joe LaPorta - Kirby lyrics

[Hook x2] Hey Kirby Whatcha doing Kirby Whatcha doing there [Verse 1] Hobgoblin, shots of hot Strongid Vaccine queen deem church socks hostage 9 weeks awesome Hides in a slipper Look in her eye like she might be a wizard Cold met a cat lady in a parking lot, she got the heroes of tomorrow in a cardboard box And probably hoarding 40 more in the corners of Fort Knox Swap 20 on the spot and cop the warlock Back at the haunt, found god in the hamper Briefs on her head playing Walking With a Panther Good around misery and golden era samplers Jeopardy and Wheel at the heels of her handlers Bet, more than a pet to worship, it's an MD recommended sense of purpose Here to bat around keys and the means to euphoria Soon to be hailed, the greatest of all warriors [Hook] Hey Kirby What you doing Kirby What you doing there (I'm not takin' shorts) Hey Kirby What you doing Kirby Why'd you eat that leaf [Verse 2] Homie don't fetch, only woke to stretch Under a thought bubble rich with bowls of goldfish Skittish in the company of stranger danger Otherwise, chase draw strings, tails and lasers In a steel cage match with a maze of cables Brazen, game-face based on Azazel Oversized ears up, puke in the Meow Mix Shred a pair of earbuds, remedy his cowlick [slurp]: Thanks Kirbs, looking like a milli Keep an old man sharp, keep a cold Chantilly Spun plum dizzy in a frisky moment Never lands on her feet though, I think she's broken Mouser in training, nap on the toaster Decorate her cubicle with dogs playing poker 15 years taking prescriptions Now a shrink like, "Ionno, maybe get a kitten" [Hook x2] Hey Kirby What you doing Kirby What you doing there