Joe Keyser - Pool Of Stool lyrics

"Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat sh**!" Pool of Stool I slipped and fell into a manhole, I discovered I was knee-deep in doo-doo A wave of turds swept me away, floating away with poop and pee To a solid waste management plant Here I sit, with the sh** - here I be, with the pee Pool of Stool How can anybody stand the smell A two hundred megaton fart bomb from Hell Diarrhea and vomit too, I float around in whatever you spew My nostril hairs are singed from the aroma of human dump Here I sit, with the sh** - here I be, with the pee Mouthfuls of slop, my tongue starts to swell In the sewer my body is rashing Tread logs, tread logs, tread logs, tread logs The current's too strong, turds, piss, and scum Are spinning and making me dizzy Swallowed by turds, awallowed by turds, swallowed by turds, swallowed by turds AHHHHHHH!!! Oh f**ing no!!!!!