Joe Kay - IF I lyrics

[Intro: Joe Kay & lil estonian] Wow, Joe Kay here. Imma switch up the BPM on y'all, cause you know, I have my own show so I can like, play whatever I want, that's what I love about it so much, you know Ok this next one is a beat produced by one of my favorite producers, called Yung Boi Really inspiring, keep it locked Mmm, yung cocoa, tell em where it's at [Hook: yung cocoa] x2 If I was gay I would s** my own dick If I had a lady I'd f** my own b**h Oh yeah But we don't But we don't So we chillin', yah yah yah yah [Verse 1: lil estonian] Search engine optimized but I ain't got my name on twitter All my b**hes fine Pick of the f**ing litter Pa**over dinner Like goddamn those herbs was bitter Fam it's f**ing lit And only getting lit-er Said we was rude on twitter Then wonders why we bitter When we don't get paid Yo she's a f**ing clitor...is Man, what the f** is this What the f** we doing Released a single diss A whole measurement system ruined Produce a single album Already people suing Play a single show Already people booing Six, I'm viewin' Gum, I'm chewin' Call me miles Davis cause b**h, I'm brewin' Funds, I'm accruing Estonian, I'm fluent German, uh yeah no Could use improving You could use a shoe in that a** Could attend a holy ma** Could do some good to see the light through the stained gla** Meanwhile catch me on GQ like Conde Nast Meanwhile catch me tryna EQ like a band pa** Tryna teach y'all a lesson Tryna get y'all to pa** Yeah Kodak a freshman But this the graduating cla** [Verse 2: yung cocoa] Yeah she f** with me on the d-low f**ing with me cause like me better than you tho Bro please, you lame one Yeah she pick up the phone when she want, yeah Yeah she told me, f**, why she wanna f** my dong, yeah Imma show you what made her a single mom, yeah Yeah that was raw, yeah, I dont feel no worries I just feel the ba** cause I'm bathing in the p**y for days, up in her tastes great I wanna find [?] ...we can get high, yuh If I went to a desert island I would take your p**y So I could f** it all night and cook it Sus only hoes, eh Yuh, yuh Floss with these hoes, yeah [?] [Verse 3: mc pantcuff] If i was gay, I'd s** my own, hey Pantcuff the dude and I finna get laid I wanted to make things but I lost on the trade So perk up your ears for what i got to say Gabby gabby gabby, always throwing shade My boy Jonny Jon just wants to get paid Just give him five times three, so he can take the bus back Instead you didn't, so please s** all our nutsacks Contrary to Eston, I speak a little German But throw me a bone, you know ich bin lernen Master of ceremonies, Pantcuff Sipping lean with Duff To s** my dick is not tough Believe me I know enough (cause I s** it) [Hook: yung cocoa] x2 If I was gay I would s** my own dick If I had a lady I'd f** my own b**h Oh yeah But we don't But we don't So we chillin', yah yah yah yah [Outro: Joe Kay] Wow Sam Gellaitry would be nothing without me, just by the way