Joe Jackson - Inbetweenies lyrics

In the mirror when I'm debonair My reactions are my own affair A body likes to be near the phone Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack, and Joan I die when I'm alone Shake your booty when your back is bent Put your feelings where my mouth just went As serious as things do seem At least you've put me on the team And friends do rule supreme Oh, pardon you, me With a capital 'C' And who would have thought With a capital ought In between the lines Speak of chickens when you think of next What the Dickens if they're highly s**ed Through channels that were once can*ls Do lift the heart of my morale To hope that we are pals Oh, vanity fair with a capital 'V' You give me a share You take it from me Oh, jolly good show with a capital 'O' It's terrific to go Hello Hello, hello, hello