Let it rain, let it rain Let it rain, let it pour We'll have one for the road, put the bolt on the door Let it rain cats and dogs Let it rain rats and snakes But just bring us more grog And another red steak Let it rain, let it hail Let it rain frogs and toads bu*t just bring us some ale, we'll have ten for the road Let it blow, let it roar Let it rain bats from hell Wipe their arses and pluck 'em, we'll eat them as well (did you hear about clyde who are ribs 'til he died At a sign that said 'all you can eat for ten bob' When the doctors were done pumping out his insides He went back the next morning to finish the job) Let the skies turn to black Let it rain kangaroos But just give us tobacco and tucker and booze So who cares about heaven Or burning beneath When we're all busy digging our graves with our teeth (did you hear about matt who fell into a vat Well they say that he drowned but it took him a week And they say that it wasn't as strange as all that When you think that he kept getting out for a leak) Let it rain, let it flood Let 'em load up the ark Bring us buckets of blood while they sink in the dark Give 'em two vegetarians And two of the poor And two of the tossers who say less is more