Tried to call you yesterday But you were at the Monday Club Or a Communist demonstration Who cares You're going somewere everyday Vegetarians against the Klan Every Woman Against Every Man Never One to one What's wrong What's wrong with one to one Just once Just me and you 'Cause one to one is real And you can't hide, just feel That three's a crowd I agree with what you say But I don't wanna wear a badge I don't wanna wave a banner like you Though I don't mind it if you do You're beautiful when you get mad Or is that a s**ist observation Or One to one What's wrong What's wrong with one to one Just once Just me and you 'Cause one to one is real And you can't hide, just feel That three's a crowd