Kids today - they're all the same All call themselves - some crazy name All those d** - they can't be sane All that noise - affects their brains And it's such a crime How they waste their time They can't get nowwhere They've all gone beat crazy Beat crazy They say the world - is in a mess But they can talk - the way they dress Can't get no jobs - can't get no careers With safety pins - stuck through their ears And it's such a crime How they waste their time They can't get nowwhere They've all gone beat crazy Beat crazy And if the russians ever come They'll all be beating bongo drums So who'll defend - in world war iii Where could we turn - where would they be And it's such a crime How they waste their time They can't get nowwhere They've all gone beat crazy Beat crazy