Joe Jackson - Has My Luck Officially Grown Thin? (A parody of "Is She Really Going Out with Him?" by Sugar Ray) lyrics

[Verse 1] Apparently, in sports, my luck has officially run low The Giants will win the World Series in '16, I don't know Look over there! (Where?) There's another fan of AN Ohio State Maybe, they set the playoff up to kindly increase my hate [Chorus #1] Has my luck officially grown thin? After my Spurs took their one for the thumb My luck might have officially grown thin Ever since that fateful Sunday, something's going on, not acting dumb (Acting dumb) [Verse 2] Last year was the year the Seahawks took over the world The #LOB became the new kings of all trash-talk dimes But now, look over there (Where?) Here comes another bandwagon Patriot fan (Super Bowl 49) They say it's a victory but Deflategate still made me think otherwise [Chorus #2] What ever happened to the luck I had? Did it just disappear or does something really hate me? Does this really mean my luck is gone? Ever since June 15th, something is going on (Going on) [Bridge] While back at school I felt guaranteed another spot in the yearbook But a fanbase had Other plans To make me more livid I get so mean when something's fishy in the yearbook room #MORELikelyToBeFamous [Verse 3] Well, I once had Utah over Duke in the Sweet 16 Picked Zona to win it all cause they were so keen Look over there (Where?) The Red Wings will make the playoffs again That's over 20 years and it looks like there's no sign of stopping (like Rhonda Rousey) [Chorus #3] Does it really mean my luck is thin? Little League doesn't count, but here's my message For my luck to just stop the bleeding Let's just pray that Danica Patrick won't win (Her again? Shut up already) She won't win (Has my luck officially grown thin?) I'm neutral (Or do sports have nothing to do with luck at all?) You'll never know (Song ends)