[JEREMY/JASON] She is touching my hand…! She is touching my hand…! She is touching MY- Touching MY- Touching my hand! She is touching my hand! I do not understand! What’s the reason SHE Seems to BE Touching my hand? Maybe this means she doesn’t despise me! She doesn’t despise me And wants me to know The level of comfort she feels when she’s near me Just makes her sincerely Wanna never let me go! Her hand is really cool and fine To just be chilling next to mine! That’s feeling what I feel I’m not projecting if I say Since we’re connecting in this way I’ll prob’ly definitely get with her for real! I’ll prob’ly definitely get with her for real! [MUSIC] [JEREMY/JASON] She stopped touching my hand! I do not understand That in the LEAST Why she CEASED Touching my hand! Maybe she had a spasm or something! A spasm or something And didn’t realize That when she decides To withdraw her finger That’s breaking our linger! And part of me dies ’cause If she can’t even touch my hand I’m not believing what I land Is never gonna get chill If the sensation of my skin Makes agitation creep on in Then, how’m I ever gonna get with her for real? Then, how’m I ever gonna get with her for real? [CHRISTINE/LAUREN, Spoken] Oh my god! It’s Jake Dillinger! [JEREMY/JASON] This is horrible!! Jake’s already visited top, top model! You win Been a football star since he was ten! Had s** with a girl named Madeline Who is probably FRENCH! Dude’s got everything as far as I can tell So why does he want this as well? [LAUREN, Out Of Character, Spoken] Ok, so, if we were actually in the musical, “Be More Chill”, right now, Jake Dillinger would come over to me and he’d say that I was really good and that would be a HUGE DEAL and I would sing about it [CHRISTINE/LAUREN] He said I was good! Not just in it, but good! While he smiled and blame! All the same He said I was good! Jake’s already president of the Model UN! Been a football star since he was ten! Had s** with that girl named Madeline… Who PRETENDS that she’s French! He’s a pretty boy cliché from what I can see… So why is he so interested in me…? [JEREMY/JASON] If I was brazin’ like those guys When she would gaze into my eyes! Then we’ll look and never reveal I’m fun, and more, and worth a chance! At least I sort of think I am… But am I ever gonna get with her for real? [JEREMY/JASON & CHRISTINE/LAUREN] She is interested in him! He said I was good! Not just in it but good! And he can win her on a win! While he smiled and blame! All the same, he said I was good! Am I ever gonna get with her for real? But will I ever really get with him for real? [BOTH] God, all for staying when I say That this has been a short pa**é [JEREMY/JASON] And I just wanna hide away And just forget the whole ordeal Since I am never gonna get with her for real… [CHRISTINE/LAUREN] But am I ever gonna get with him for real? [JEREMY/JASON] No, I’m never gonna get with her Never gonna get with her for real [CHRISTINE/LAUREN] But am I ever gonna get with him for real? [JEREMY/JASON] No, I’m never gonna get with her [JEREMY/JASON & CHRISTINE/LAUREN] Never gonna get with her Ever gonna get with him Never gonna get with her Ever gonna get with him Never gonna get with her Ever gonna get with him Never gonna get with her for real Ever gonna get with him for real