Joe Enormous - Beaver lyrics

[Intro] Dude, I hate when you have to readjust your belt in public People know that you were just masturbating [Verse 1] b**h I know Pi, to infinity places Got girls, b**h. Take a look at my braces My dick gets hard like its calculus I look for dates at Toys "R" Us It's a party in my room when I'm watching p**n Dress so sharp that you think I'm a thorn I'm an elf lord, b**h. Wanna' join my guild? If you don't play hard then you're gonna' get k**ed Get thrilled. Your p**y gets filled Got so much ram, take a look at my build Everybody in the room is looking at me Poison your water with Zyklon B Got a gun, it's what I do for fun I spent 48 hours looking at the sun There's hair on my chest, get ready to hunt Use my fingers to count your c*nt If its raining, I use my windshield wipers Just can't f** you if you don't wear diapers All I want to do is taste your tonsils Call that a bo*er? I call it a fossil [Verse 2] Your p**y's so rare that I heard it moo I'll f** a dog and I'll f** you to Go to an asylum, I'm insane Got plenty of friends, they're in my brain Do what I say, who*e. I'm Simon And if you talk back I'll break your hymen Is there a magnet in your p**y? Cause my dick is made of steel I'll eat that girl out like a 3-course meal [Hook] I got female troubles, looks like I got to leave her f** that, man. I'll punch her beaver That's animal abuse, I'll f**ing turn you into juice That's what your b**hes get when your p**y gets loose (Yeah) [Verse 3] So what'd you say? You sound retarded I f**ed Grandpa, he's departed I f** ghosts, it paranormal If I get horny I'll f** a wormhole Dress up like elves, b**h. Lets LARP Splash that sh** like a Magikarp STFU, you think this is a joke? I'll go in your ovaries and eat your yolk I'm I doctor, I'll give you cancer I got moves like a f**ing dancer Tie your shoes, tripping on life What should I put in my a**? A knife? Get in the rape zone -- I mean my lab I'm inside a dog, it feels fab' Get down in this hizzle, Oscar Wilde Came to mom, I'm her child Now I'm cum in you, make you preggers My dad always said, "don't talk to n******gs" Cousin is pregnant, doesn't know it's mine If I had c**aine I'd snort a line Don't move a muscle, be counted time Got to move fast, like Sonic Quick! Use my dick to attack Restraint morals is what I lack Look at me, I can come with no hands I sent a random note with demands I just can't stop, I'm on a role I'm God, I'm horny and I'll f** your soul (Yeah b**hes) [Hook] I got female troubles, looks like I got to leave her f** that, man. I'll f**ing punch her beaver That's animal abuse, I'll f**ing turn you into juice That's what your b**hes get when your p**y gets loose There's not use, I'm not kidding Don't make me commit rape The say they've got evidence; they have me on tape I can fake an orgasm day or night, it's not right So I punch girls because they're easier to fight Just punch them right in the c*nt, that'll show 'em