Joe Enormous - 5 Verses lyrics

[Verse 1] You know they call me Vagisil because I sooth vaginas f** 'em so hard they can hear it in China I'll f** any single mammal that you put in front of me As long as it has tits -- and a c*nt Spaghetti on the table is spaghetti on the floor Everybody get ready to do the dinosaur I drive automatic transmission and I'm pimping 'round the block The ladies understand about the size of my clock The machine with hands that tell me the time From twelve to twelve to twelve I just rhyme I love dick. Wait no, that was a lie I want the P-U-S-S-Y I went to the store and I bought some shoes They were f**ing sh** so I k**ed the manager I made him dead He gave me head [Verse 2] Yo, my penis is a muscle and it makes me hustle I woke up this morning next to a guy named Russell Shave your balls and f** a pirate Look at my dick, b**h: admire it My favourite day was 9/11 k** a baby, make it go to heaven f**ing snow, that sh**'s alright Baby p**y sure is tight Grandma p**y: dry and wide I molest children, with pride Break into a zoo, kidnap a bear Where's the cli*oris? I don't know where f** the west and f** the east Get molested by a priest Central Station masturbation Making love to animation n***a lips: I think they're weird f** an Asian and grow a beard On your head Grow a beard Go to bed, b**h! [Verse 3] Relax your mind, unhunch your shoulders k** your family with a boulder Rape is healthy, d**h is healthy Steal from people to get wealthy Making love and taking love k** your family from above k**ing children and f**ing children Making love to all the children Family road trips, stabbing knives Drive into traffic and end their lives Impale yourself: Asphyxiation Beat your son for masturbation Get a job and go to college k** your kids at Grandpa's cottage k** your sister, k** your mother ("Help me, Mister") - k** your brother You don't know apathetic like a Buddhist ascetic Nabokov's Lolita is so f**ing poetic Tape roller blades to some guy Throw him off a bridge and watch him fly I can't hear you cause you're f**ing dead It's not a sandwich if it don't have bread (What the f** does that mean?) [Verse 4] I make profit, I'm gonna' f** a prophet I'm gonna' f** a prophet just to make profit f**ing hate Jews but I'll f** Moses Hope he like an*l, I'mma send him roses I'll part the red sea of your c*nt If you're unpure you'll be shunned Getting crucified is a walk in the park I got laid on Noah's Ark I'm Persian, b**h. The Jews I'm purgin' I got paid silver to rape a virgin I k**ed Muhammad with my bare hands Cut off his dick, left it in the sand Gotta' get paid, I gotta' make a profit So I said to Mary, "let's make a prophet" "It's gonna' please us So let's make Jesus" [Verse 5] I rape my way into social cla**es I get paid to touch girls' a**es Buy a house alarm to keep out the Negro I put s**m in plants, watch them grow Look and my wiener, it's in your face I'm gonna' put it in your p**y or the other place If the night is black expect a n***a attack k** people with a Hacky Sack If your bu*t was a tire it would have nice rims Kidnap someone on a whim What is this diagram trying to show us? b**h, my name is Joe Enormous That lady is ugly, she has a mole Stick your dick into a wormhole Dark matter is the result of n******gs Your tits are so small even Pluto is bigger And Pluto isn't even a planet There's no sound is space, b**h, so f**ing can it I ain't your buddy and I ain't your pal Open the pod bay doors please, HAL So I can f** a spaceship shaped like a dong Einstein is a Jew, he got it all wrong!