Joe Ely - Nacho Mama lyrics

The doors flew back and in they came A tough bunch of cowboys, thirsty They said to the waitress, "Honey what's your name?" "And Mama, won'cha bring us whiskey?" The waitress froze dead in her tracks Her eyes rolled in her head No one took a single breath When she turned to them and said... She said, "I'm Na'cho Mama!" "Na'cho Mama!" "I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world! "I'm Na'cho Mama!" The wild bunch rode on down the line To some cafe on the Pedernales They said to the waitress, "Honey, you're lookin' fine," "And Mama, won'cha bring us tamales?" The waitress raised her fly swatter high Her new tattoo did show It was Napoleon with a big black eye She was lettin' every body know... She said, "I'm Na'cho Mama!" "Na'cho Mama!" "I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world! "I'm Na'cho Mama!" The cowboys rode for twenty miles Sidesaddle to their saddlebags They crossed their legs and laughed all night You see, the wild bunch was in drag... They sang, "I'm Na'cho Mama!" "Na'cho Mama!" "I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world! "I'm Na'cho Mama!" Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world! "I'm Na'cho Mama!" "I'm Na'cho Mama!" "I'm Na'cho Mama!"