'Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe I got-a something special-a for you, ready? Uno, duo, tre, quatro! When I was a boy just abouth the eighth-a grade Mama used to say: "Don't stay out-a late With the bad-a boys always shoot-a pool Giuseppe going to flunk-a school!" Boy it make-a me sick all the t'ing I gotta do I can't-a get-a no kicks always got to follow rules Boy it make-a me sick just to make-a lousy bucks Got to feel-a like a fool And-a mama used to say all-a time: What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place Ah shaddap-a you face! That's-a my mama. I can remember! Big accordion solo! Ah! Play dat again! Really nice, really nice! Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star Den I make-a T.V. shows and-a movies Get-a myself a new car but still I be myself I don't want-a to change a t'ing Still a-dance and a-sing ( t'ing about-a mama, she used to say: What's-a matter you? Hey! . . . Mama, she said it all-a da time! What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect. . . That's-a my mama! Hello everybody! 'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a T.V. land aid you know I had a big-a hit-a song in-a Italy with-a disc? Shaddap-a you face, I sing-a dis-a song all-a my fans applaud, Dey clap-a da hands dat-a make me feel-a so good; You ought to learn-a dis-a song it's-a real-a simple - See I sing: "What's-a matter you?" You sing: "Hey!" Den I sing-a da rest and den at de end we can all-a sing: Ah, Shaddap-a you face! 0.k., let's-a try it, really big - Uno duo tre quatro! What's - a matter you? Hey!...