Joe Diffie - The Cows Came Home lyrics

I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed Never have to lift a finger to bu*ter my bread I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine Lord, I got the self a**urance of a king on a throne Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home The cows came home The cows came home I heard somethin' mooin' Turned around and she was gone Lord have mercy, the cows came home The whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone But I guess it's better than bein' alone Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face But I got enough milk for the human race I didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong 'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home The cows came home The cows came home I heard somethin' mooin' Turned around and she was gone Lord have mercy, the cows came home I didn't see the writing on the wall Missed the invitation to the bovine ball I didn't hear no cowbells ringin' Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin' The cows came home The cows came home I heard somethin' mooin' Turned around and she was gone Lord have mercy, the cows came home