Joe Diffie - Junior's In Love lyrics

With a dozen roses in his gunrack Junior pulled up into her sidelot Carried them up to the front door and hollered, "Wanda, lookit what I got!" She was sittin there watchin TV with a drywall hanger named Shorty She pressed her nose to the screen door and said, "They smell like WD40" He said, "Now don't you be that way, you know how much I love you I can't hardly sleep at night and when I do I dream of you. And by the way Shorty I thank you You could've had them put me in jail, Son I'm just glad I run out of air hose When I come at you with that nail gun." Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a good one? He'll track her down and then if she should run He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son Junior's in love Wanda walked down the front steps and said, "I hate to break up the party, But I've got to get to work by 5, Would you run me over there, Shorty?" That's when Junior turned bright red and said, "I'm taking her to the diner!" And he threw Shorty in the truck bed with a busted nose and a shiner Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a hot one? There's lots of lovers and Junior he's not one Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun Junior's in love Oh you know there's an old puddle down by the diner And it came out of his transmission That's where he parks every night and stares through the window In a lovesick and sorry condition Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a good one? He'll track her down and then if she should run He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son Junior's in love Oh, he's in love