Joe Cooley - Fo Funky Stories lyrics

(Rodney O) On the south side, Rodney O was now cruisin All of a sudden my car stops movin Could I be outta gas? Hell no Last night I filled up at Texaco Popped the hood, smoke started comin up Looked around and some punks started runnin up Reached into the car under the drivers seat Showed the metal and they took off down the street Then I said to myself I better find a phone Better yet I better not leave my car alone You know whats up when they be smokin the rocks Come back and your car be on crates or blocks Yo, Rodney O won't go out like a biscuit Better call triple A to come fix it With all that went wrong looks like I lucked up From down the street drivin up was a toe truck Flagged him down got the 40 dollar hook up Hit the car now its time for me to book up Rollin out then I looked to my left Saw the punks from before jackin somebody else Funky stories Fo' funky stories 1 down, 3 more to go yo Playin some ball at the neighborhood jam Feelin good cause every shot is goin in I hit the winnin basket and I hollar out GAME Get off the court and remember my name But in through the door comes brother Joe Acker Plays basketball like a middle linebacker Shoes worn out, socks to his knees Smellin like Bengay rollin up his sleeves Yo, who got next he starts askin Everybody knows brother Joe is good for hackin Now he's slappin on my arm when I dribble I'm gettin mad and I'm frownin up a little But I try to stay calm and all that But next time down the court he jumps all over my back Yo whats up wit all that? Why don't you play right? Cause if you ain't, we can have a fist fight He runs down the court like it was nothin I run up to him cause I ain't roughin But he got the ball and made a shot Everybody's laughin now I'm callin for the rock I take brother Joe to the hoop real strong And this time he got hit the stomach wrong He lost his air and fell down I jumped in the air, double pumped and I threw it down After that I had nothin to say Cause I knew brother Joe was done for the day Four funky stories Two down two more to go (Rodney O) In the city one night me and Drew was rollin out Headin to the store playin music was bowlin out Got pulled over don't know why and for what Cop came to window and I said wha**up? Where ya goin son? Lemme see I.D And you're registration for this S.C.C What's the big deal did I run a red light? Or do you just gotta mess with someone tonight? He said don't get smart I'll write you up a citation I said go ahead cause my time you're wastin And if ya want, you can search my Benz So call for backup and invite ya friends The cop got mad and said I'll let ya go I said I know cause ya can't fade Rodney O Funky stories Three down one more to go yo (General Jeff) Hadda date with a fly cutie that I just met She let me on like she was soft and wet So I wanted to hook up A.S.A.P And after the date get the goods immediatley She told me on the phone everything was her treat She was gonna pick me up and take me out to eat I gave her the directions to my place But I took the wad just in case And it was on meanin too good to be true Reservation for two with a romantic view Picked up the menu then I put it down I didn't know we was in the hottest place in town But she smiled and looked at me like it was ok Thats when I knew I'd be orderin til the next day We made a toast friends for a long time Knowin that later on I was gonna get mine But I played the role real smooth Actin like I wasn't even in the mood And when it came time for the check The waiter came back and said the card was rejected No sweat she pulled out another one So I kicked back cause I was havin fun Waiter came back same routine I was on a date with a credit card queen She left the table and went to the powder room How come girls can never say bathroom? But anyway she was gone for 20 minutes The waiter thought that this was a plan and I was in it I realized she was gone so I paid the tab Went outside so I could call me a cab I never saw the girl but I fell in love again The cab driver happened to be my ex-girlfriend Funky stories Four down no more to go No more to go