Joe Budden - Weekend Warrior (skit) lyrics

Woooh. The weekend is here... (Aye) Which only means one thing. It's time to call up that old faithful weekend warrior And ladies if you don't know what the weekend warrior is, 9 times out of 9 you are definitely the weekend warrior (oh yea, you're it) Now the weekend warrior is the girl that you never see during the weekday, you don't know what it that she does Where's she's from, what's her name (you don't know, who she is) She doesn't know who your family, your friends, (you don't know) She just comes in, goes straight to the room, get naked And waits for instructions She leaves out, tells the doorman, "this time again next weekend" And he says, "I know that's right" (see you later) Now the weekend warrior we've never seen in the daylight She may even be a vampire, I don't know (true blood, baby) But I know is when she leaves, I am very pleased (too cold, baby) And can't wait til next weekend Weekend warrior, come out and play-ay Now the weekend warrior doesn't need no juice, no water, you don't have to be a great host (she don't need no juice, she don't need no food) All she comes with is a bottle of Purell Gotta keep it clean, baby Weekend warrior, I know you're out there (Jazzy adlibs)