[Intro] I'm a white rapper There's so many of us now White people like rap now Ah, ah, yeah [Hook x2] Everyday, ghetto n***as from my block He pushing cars that drop When is it ever gonna stop? [R.A. in the background] Slick Rick The Ruler, where's the vocals yo? Come in here Yeah, yeah, yeah Uh-uh-uh, check out this bizarre Ayyo! Yo! [Verse 1] Remember Slick Rick The Ruler, remember MC Shan used to wear Puma Remember Masters of Ceremony, Grand Puba Remember Daddy Kane Aids rumor Yo, bring it back, yo Yo, at the roller rinks, no skates on Early '80's, girl chase on Kurtis Blow listed the breaks on Flavor Flav, Public Enemy clocks, boombox EPMD made us proud that we was from the Boondocks Before b**b or Steady B, Heavy D, Mount Vernon Craig G, Shout rap version, Juice Crew Rock Box, Run-D.M.C., true hip hop Before Biggie and 2Pac got shot, there was Scott La Rock Before we even learned to make beats, we was in the basement Freestyling, to 45 King breakbeats But see, rap is corporate now It's all about endorsements So now the rich kids love it, so f** them poor kids now! [Hook x2] [Verse 2] I remember when the mainstream hated rap music When James Brown samples was the new sh** I yelled box like Cool J on some Krush Groove sh** Dapper Dan sh**, Ms. Pac-Man sh** That's when Rakim ran sh** Before Sweet T was Suga, before Roddy Piper 'n Jack Supafly Snuka Back when Biz Markie was busy picking boogers Super Lover Cee, L-y-t-e, Chill Rob G Graffiti vandals, Jimmy Bakker s** scandals Videos, Ralph MacDaniels Back when we didn't have the pay for samples Beasties, Chuck D, Busy Bee got ate up, he battled Kool Moe Dee Chubb Rock hits the Grammys, Hitman Howie Tee, Doug E. Fresh, Chill Will, Barry B BDP, Eazy-E, PRT, Lakim Shabazz, Jaz, Jay-Z, Tragedy, QB [Hook x2] [Verse 3] Markey Fresh, The Mack of Rap, now the Fat Boys are back XCLAN, ZOOM, pro black, Mr. Bozack Where the hoes at, I'mma go back Before we had show DATs, no gats, no plaques Happy Days, Fonzie and Potsie Bomb Squad, Hank Shocklee and Keith Shocklee DITC, Kool Keith, Ced Gee Bizzie Boys, Will-Ski Milk D, Positive K, First Priority Posse 8th grade, parents on vacation, house vacant playing Spin the battle in the basement, f** grown ups Misbehaving, shooting pelletguns at Dunkin Donuts Make the police go nuts Used their nightsticks to choke us Old School, do stay true, Rock Steady Crew, Zulu Cash Money, Marvelous, Funkmaster Flex Deuces Is Def, Kool G, Shante, Glamorous Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff [Hook x2] [Verse 4] Symphony and Symphony II Main Source Live At The Barbeque Nas and Akinyele debut Izzy Ice, Soul Man Def Squad, Hit Squad 2 Live Crew videos used to keep my dick hard (OINK!) Salt 'N Pepa Shoopin', Potholes and Plug Tunin' Russell Simmons and Rick Rubin Shut' Em Down, Pete Rock producing Just-Ice, LaToya We had Marvin Hagler, f** Oscar De La Hoya Doing it, doing it too much 6th grade, I ate my first p**y In the back of the school bus... [Hook x2]