Joanna Green - High School Ladies At 5 O'Clock/The Rape of Miss Goldberg lyrics

["High School Ladies At 5 O'Clock] [HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART] (often joined by other ladies) High school ladies at 5 o'clock: We be good girls all Practicing adventures of a sort Which divert you But which never ever try to hurt you High school ladies at 5 o'clock They sing la la la la la la la They sing la la la la Oh, how they repititious La la la la, mumble and walk You see them: High school ladies at 5 o'clock, now Sacrifice the pain Sacrifice the worry We be waiting in the street Underneath the local fire engine Tap us on the feet and we go for a walk Just mention high school ladies at 5 o'clock They sing la la la la la la la They sing la la la la Oh, how they repititious La la la la, mumble and squawk But meet us high school ladies at 5 o'clock, now La la la la La la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la La la lay hey La la la la La la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la La la lay hey High school ladies at 5 o'clock High school ladies at 5 o'clock High school ladies at 5 o'clock Hoichy chumbo, hoichy chumbo, hoichy chumbo High school ladies at 5 o'clock High school ladies at 5 o'clock High school ladies at 5 o'clock [SWEETHEART] Does he like the rain? [HIS WIFE & TEACHER] Oh, yes, he do! [SWEETHEART] Is he better than banana? [MARVIN] (behind the venetian blind with a chair on his head.) Aaaaaah [SWEETHEART] Does he like the snow? [WIFE & TEACHER] Oh, yes, he do! [SWEETHEART] Is he better than banana? [MARVIN] Aaaaaah [SWEETHEART] Does he laugh? [MARVIN] No [SWEETHEART] Touch? [MARVIN] No [SWEETHEART] Drink? [MARVIN] No [SWEETHEART] Screw? [MARVIN] No [SWEETHEART] High school ladies at 9 a.m We be waiting at the school We admiring the photograph Of Marvin on the stage Turn the page and look at High school ladies at 5 o'clock [LADIES] Does he like? Does he like? Does he like to screw? Does he like? Does he like? Does he like to screw? Does he like? Does he like? Does he like to screw his friends? Does he? [WIFE & TEACHER] Does he? [MARVIN] Does he? [LADIES] Does he like? Does he like? Does he like to screw? Does he like? Does he like? Does he like to screw? Does he like? Does he like? Does he like to screw? [MARVIN] DOES HE?! (Marvin is out from behind the venetian blind; now he's threatening his sweetheart with the chair he was standing on.) ["The Rape of Miss Goldberg"] [SWEETHEART, spoken] The Rape of Miss Goldberg by Marvin Scene one [MARVIN] Hi, Miss Goldberg at your desk My name's Marvin, we're alone at last I turned fourteen just today And I thought, for a not unseemly price You'd introduce me to the wonders of the bed And also treat me nice I'm the boy who throws the fits He who puts the chalk inside his ear Do you know me from a hole in the wall? Marvin's cute, though rarely good But, dearest, please accept my hand Miss Goldberg who Is perfect womanhood [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene two [TEACHER] Why should Marvin jump on Miss Goldberg? Why does Marvin dump on Miss Goldberg? I knew When I first I first looked in his eyes [MARVIN] I like your eyes, Miss Goldberg [TEACHER] Lies! He has never seen my face! [MARVIN] I have never seen your eyes [TEACHER] I was never out of place I taught [MARVIN] That's true, she minded her business She taught [TEACHER] I taught and minded my business [MARVIN, spoken] But the business at hand... [TEACHER] Keep your hands off my eyes [MARVIN, spoken] But the business at hand is... [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene three [MARVIN] I always liked the way you wore your gla**es In and out of cla**es I always liked the way you got angry in your gla**es That's cool, Miss Goldberg I always thought those gla**es hid your pa**ion That's Miss Goldberg's fashion, I said Now it's my birthday and here's my surprise I'm gonna see your eyes, Miss Goldberg I'm gonna see your eyes, my darling [TEACHER] Don't touch my goddamn eyes You little sh** I'll beat your head in with a hammer [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene four [TEACHER] My eyes are my eyes Your hands are your hands Just keep your dirty fingers away from my face, kid That's the only thing Miss Goldberg demands [MARVIN, spoken] Now move (She doesn't.) [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene five [MARVIN, spoken] Now move! (She does.) (sung) Listen, I'm a ba*tard bummer with a penis And I mean us two to be together Teacher, yes I do, I do, I Mean us two to screw together Me together, you together Miss Goldberg? [TEACHER, spoken] What? [MARVIN] Miss Goldberg? [TEACHER, spoken] What? [MARVIN] Make Marvin a happy boy [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene six [TEACHER, spoken] One, two, three, four [TEACHER] What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg? [MARVIN] Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg Please, please, please, rub your hands between Your hands between my knees La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg Please, please, please, please PLEASE [SWEETHEART, spoken] Scene seven [MARVIN] Marvin always gets the things he wants He gets the things he wants Marvin always gets the things he wants He gets the things He gets the things [TEACHER] Except the things he wants Marvin always gets the Things he wants, except the things he wants Except the things Except the things [MARVIN & TEACHER] He... (Miraculously, Marvin is seen wearing Miss Goldberg's gla**es. He hands the gla**es back to her; she puts them on.) [MARVIN, spoken] Do you want my telephone number? [SWEETHEART, spoken] Curtain