Minding my own business Down at the Coconut Caboose Happy hour was servin' up rounds of silver bullets And all hell there was breaking loose When a man who nearly won the lottery Became a fool throwing chairs, cryin' out near me I overheard the upset bartender say, "I'd hate to use my Lousville slugger this way" So s** it up bu*tercup Move on, get over it This ain't no school of hard knocks You pull up your socks You're having a fit It's just a little bitty hold up, so calm down The sky ain't gonna fall, no Then when you start seeing red Just draw a deep breath Relax, it happens to us all I stepped out onto the patio I caught the surf rolling in by the night A song came on from a long time ago Back when I was a carefree guy I was lost in the past when a cellphone rang Some clown in a suit shouting, "Buy everything" Well I went to grab the cellphone and throw it straight out to sea When a senorita stepped in and whispered, "Leave it to me" She told him, "s** it up bu*tercup Move on, get over it This ain't no school of hard knocks You pull up your socks You're having a fit It's just a little bitty hold up, so calm down The sky ain't gonna fall, no Then when you start seeing red Just draw a deep breath Relax, it happens to us all" Well that port-of-call was true paradise I thank my lucky stars up above The senorita I met the night before said, "Yeah we were close, but don't call it love" There are tall palm trees and a white sandy beach I guess it's surreal as the times at reach She left me for a surfer Said, "He's got lessons to teach" Well they left a crying parrot with me So I trained it to speak I said, "Can you say, s** it up bu*tercup Move on, get over it This ain't no school of hard knocks You pull up your socks You're having a fit It's just a little bitty hold up, so calm down The sky ain't gonna fall, no Then when you start seeing red Just draw a deep breath Relax, it happens to us all" It happens to us all It happens to us all